Sage's 'do not date' list:
Rule # 1: If he asks for a straw with his drink
Rule # 2: If he makes his mom sit in the back of the car on your date, he's a 'do not date' (and probably still in highschool).
Rule #3: If he only wears sweat pants because 'they stay clean longer'
Rule #4: If he has a beer-pong table in the kitchen
Rule #5: If he has 19 kids... and counting
Rule #6: If he has ugly kids (chances are your kids will be ugly too)
Rule #7: If he buys you a Christmas present and sits next to your grandma....he's your cousin.
Rule #8: If he bought his ringtone
Rule #9: If his jeans are too skinny to fit you (and your niece)
Rule #10:.AND If he asks you to buy his medicare plan this month
Rule # 2: If he makes his mom sit in the back of the car on your date, he's a 'do not date' (and probably still in highschool).
Rule #3: If he only wears sweat pants because 'they stay clean longer'
Rule #4: If he has a beer-pong table in the kitchen
Rule #5: If he has 19 kids... and counting
Rule #6: If he has ugly kids (chances are your kids will be ugly too)
Rule #7: If he buys you a Christmas present and sits next to your grandma....he's your cousin.
Rule #8: If he bought his ringtone
Rule #9: If his jeans are too skinny to fit you (and your niece)
Rule #10:.AND If he asks you to buy his medicare plan this month