Name His Flaw
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In an effort to be more like Taylor Swift, I'm going to air my dirty laundry....
Lately, I've been chatting up a friend of a friend. Well, to be perfectly honest, he's a friend of a friend of a co-worker. See, that extra friend just made it country. Now y'all are imaging me yelling across my field to my "coworker" billybob asking him to set me up with his fourth cousin sixteen times removed who lives in his parent's broken down, rusty truck in the driveway. RULE 42: IF HE HAS HIS OWN PLACE, YOU CAN SOON MAKE IT YOURS (EVEN IF ITS ON WHEELS)
Truthfully, I haven't met him in person, so perhaps this scenario is more accurate than I had planned. However, judging from pictures, he knows his way around a shower and a "LandsEnd" store. Like I said, we haven't met in person, but that's mostly my fault....I mean, being single takes up A LOT of time. Okay,being single takes maybe 40 minutes a week ( ;) catch that?),but I have been busy with Bockfest in New Ulm, MN and Surly Brewery Tour, not to mention, ahem, school.
Now its his turn... I've asked him to meet for drinks twice and below are the following excuses... I mean reasons (objectivity should be a virtue) that he gave. Your task, if you choose to accept, is to decide if he is:
A) A married man
B) In jail
C) Actually a women in Nebraska who just catfished me
or....hard to believe, Gamma brace y'self.....
D) just not that into me
Clear on the rules? Now here are the reasons that he cannot meet up for a drink even though I gave him 4 days notice:
1) " I wish I could meet you, but my I dont have a car. I got into a bad accident...its been a bad month."
2) "I'm sick with a 103 fever. I'm sure my body with fix itself soon and then we can meet."
I'm trying to stay positive because the texts and talks between these excuses are very nice. But let's get real--- I dont want to date a married man (again), or someone in jail, a woman, or someone who just isnt in to alllllllllllllll offffffffffffff thissssssssssssss (insert picture of me, and scan up and down). But, then again, I suppose there could be an E) a good guy who got rear-ended and then caught the flu....
What do you think?